The answer, my friends, is actually quite easy. It's actually unrelated to stimulus bills, consumer spending, or market regulation.
The new administration has really done a tremendous job of rooting out national leaders of all brands who haven't paid their taxes.
To fix the economy, then, all President Obama has to do is keep "tapping" politicians all over the country! Once they realize they are in the limelight, they will disclose some obscene amount of money they spent on luxurious dinner cruises, personal masseuses, private jets, etc.
We here at WBMC estimate that the back-taxes generated from Obama's choosing every politician in the nation to serve under him would create $1.1 trillion in wealth, thus paying for the stimulus bill and then some!